Season 1, Episode 1: Norm and the Prototype


"Y'know what? I'm gonna get a dog of my own, y'know. I love the idea of having a friend that I can lock up when I'm not using him." -Norm

"So whaddya got in mind for plan B?" -Laurie
"Oh, well, y'know, I was gonna do nothing, but I thought it would be too lazy, so I'm gonna get drunk." -Norm

"Danny, come in. Come on, the dog is gone." -Laurie
"Where is he?" -Danny
"He's in the other room. He wants you to feel comfortable so he's changing into his cat costume." -Laurie


Written by Bruce Helford & Norm Macdonald, Directed by Andy Cadiff

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