"Look at you, you're so cute now." -Becky
"Oh, yeah? You wanna go out sometime?" -Norm
"Ah, I don't like cute." -Becky

"Did you know that Iceberg is the heaviest lettuce?" -Laurie
"No, I always thought that was just an urban legend." -Norm

"It's like the first relationship I've had where I have real orgasms and I have to fake sleep." -Laurie

"What the hell was that? You look like you're fightin' me for a pillowcase at a white sale or something." -Norm

"What are you, Gumby?" -Laurie

Written by Dave Caplan, Directed by Sam Simon