Teleplay by Curtis Chin & Ed Lee, Story by Steve Gabriel, Directed by Shelley Jensen

Special guest star Kevin Nealon as Smith

Co-starring Pat Millicano as guy, Lynn A. Henderson as nurse

Norm: "Ah, ow!"
Laurie: "What's wrong?"
Norm: "What? Nothing, nothing."
Laurie: "You've hurt your back again, haven't you?"
Norm: "No, that's not true."
Laurie: "Then bend down and pick up your wallet."
Norm: "No, that's all right, I'll buy another one."

Taylor: "I know how hard it is to perform in front of people. That's why I quit stripping and became a hooker."

Laurie: "And, Taylor, what are you afraid of?"
Taylor: "Well, I used to be afraid of having sex with strange men for money, but, y'know, I got over it."