Written by Dave Caplan, Directed by Gerry Cohen

Special guest stars Kate Walsh as Jenny and Mitch Rouse as Kevin Fitzgerald

Guest starring Patricia Belcher as landlady, Harrison Young as Simon, and Mickey Rooney as himself

Co-starring Takayo Fischer as Wedny, Randall Carver as man #1

Norm: "Y'know, I don't mind if he attacks me, but in most cases my penis cannot defend itself."

Norm: "All of New York thinks I'm a small-penised pedophile. I mean, I got regular pedophiles laughing at me."