"Don't be offended by Norm, Phil. I pretend he's a talking dog, and that way just the fact that he's talking is impressive." -Laurie

"Just pretend he's having a nap. In a suit. In a box." -Norm

Written by Bruce Rasmussen, Directed by Shelley Jensen

Special guest star Andrea Martin as Millie. Guest starring Bill Macy as Phil, Holmes Osborne as Jimmy. Co-starring Paul D'Ambrosio as Brad, Michael Ness as Troy, John Bisom as Richard.