Quotes from Laurie Runs for Office


"Y'know, what ever happened to the neighborhood hooker we all grew up with? Y'know, the one you could trust. The one that knew your father's name, went shopping with your mom, taught you to read. Damnit, this world is goin' to hell in a handbasket!" -Artie

"You're... you're morally corrupt, Norm, and you're gonna go straight to hell and your soul... your soul is gonna bubble and rot there while the devil poke poke pokes at you with his pitchfork of pain!" -Mr. Denby

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