Quotes from Norm and Shelly

"The only dirty trick he knows is how to make his privates disappear by pushing them between his legs." -Norm about Mr. Denby

"Hey, Laurie, can you do this paperwork for me? Love you!" -Norm
"I got another idea about the paperwork. Why don't you file that in your large intestines? Get it in there any which way you can. Love you." -Laurie

"I don't need a reading lamp for my living room. I don't have a toilet in there." -Norm

"When she loosens up, she's almost as fun as a dude." -Norm about Shelly

"It's like taking a dump in a meadow." -Artie

"I'm gonna see how much you have to drink to go back in time." -Laurie

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