Quotes from Norm vs. Schoolin'

Mike: Man, being a social worker is gonna be so much more exciting than what I used to do.
Norm: Oh, yeah? What, were you dead before or something?

Mr. Denby: You just can't stand it that brains count for more than brawn. From now on it's going to be a whole different ball game.
Norm: Yeah, it's gonna be one where everyone throws like a girl.

Norm: Artie, what's the matter, man?
Artie: I'm sorry, but I just get so choked up when I think of all the problems that could so easily be solved by booze.

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