Quotes from Norm's Free

Mr. Denby: Danny, is my ass hanging out of my pants?
Danny: Uh, yes, sir. And it's all over my desk.

Artie: There's nothing wrong with you that can't be fixed by a couple of stiff drinks and a monkey.

Norm: You don't have to be fun to be a grandpa, y'know, you just have to be old.

Danny: The important thing is that Mika's finally happy and I have to get thirteen shots in my abdomen.

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