Quotes from Norm vs. Shelly's Old Flame

Norm: This isn't out of pity, is it? Because if it's out of pity, that's all right too.

Travis: You know, I've been to New York before, but it was in Vegas.

Laurie: Good evening, I'm Laurie Freeman, and this is Max Denby, and we are about to make love to your ears.

Margaret: It pays five hundred dollar each.
Mr. Denby: Five hundred dollars? I could get my vasectomy reversed.

Laurie: So, Norm doesn't want to date you anymore?
Shelly: No, apparently I'm an untrustworthy skank.
Laurie: But that's Norm's type.

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