Quotes from The Norm Law

Denby: Norm!!!
Norm: Sir, when you yell that loud it just makes it more evident that I'm trying to ignore you.

Norm: I can speak these people's language... or should I say, their lingo.
Danny: You should say language.

Laurie: If you get in trouble, though, you give me some kind of sign.
Norm: Right, right, here will be the sign: when a young girl starts stabbing me with a shiv.

Danny: Look, Norm, sooner or later our lord and saviour will return to planet earth and you'll be off the front page.

Laurie: If you're really upset you can help Shelly out by trying to look less like an idiot.
Norm: Don't you think if I could do that I would have done it by now?

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